hmm creative i like but i have trouble choosing but i’ll do my best
charlie bucket- i think he would be zayn because zayn is very modest and kind and intelligent and i think he stumbled into fame with the best intentions and like idk i think he’d be a good person to give the chocolate factory to
agustus gloop- i think this would be niall cause i mean food durr and he’s greedy which drives himself but i don’t think nialls greedy but like the food connection and crud
violet beauregarde- i think liam would be her because she’s the competitive one and even though she’s not supposed to chew the gum she does it anyway and liam was so driven he wouldn’t let anything stop him and he knew what he wanted but idk maybe he regrets it now cause fame isn’t what he thought it would be like violet and the blueberry gum
mike teavee- i think is louis bc well he comes close and he’s goofy and tv obsessed and idk i guess louis is fun and sneaky and jokey but he’s got a good heart too and that’s why he comes close to getting the factory
which leaves harry and i might say he’s willy wonka 1. bc the only character left is a spoiled bratt and 2. bc i think that harry’s goofy and nice and charming but i think there’s method to his madness and he’s a good judge of character and yeah
THIS IS A WEIRDLY HARD QUESTION THANK YOU FOR BEING ORIGINAL yup
"did you see his face?" (x)
That is probably the best thing to happen all year in my opinion. Louis was the only one to look genuinely angry about what Taylor had said and it makes no sense that Niall would turn to Louis to say something (“horrible, I fucking told ya”). It would have made more sense, surely, to turn to the person who had just been publicly mocked in front of millions of people? Why would it be an immediate reaction to turn and check on Louis? Particularly when Harry is Louis’ archnemesis. He should have been pleased to see his mortal enemy embarrassed on live TV. Like?
Why was Louis the only one who looked like he was seconds away from getting on that stage to boot Taylor directly in the face? Why didn’t Niall think it was more important to comfort Harry? Why do these things happen all the fucking time?
EXPLAIN ALL THE THINGS
I wonder if harry plays bongos on louis ass
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
trust no one that doesn’t at least enjoy an occasional bottom!louis
dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok
Oo oo oo! The same day that the intern at Sirius saw Harry and Louis canoodling together backstage.“My brother interns at SiriusXM at the moment and he was there when they did their performance; he saw Louis and Harry backstage-Harry basically had Louis pinned to the wall with his hands beside his head and Louis was rolling up Harry’s sleeves while they were talking; being all smiley and they didn’t even realize there were people in the room.”-anonymous
And the same day that Harry had a major bruise on his arm
from Louis holding him down while fucking him why am I even crossing this out lbr this is CANON.
ETA: LOUIS’ HICKEY IN THE SECOND PIC LET’S NOT FORGET THAT TOO.
THIS IS ALL RELEVANT TBH.